Less pretentious than you'd think, more pretentious than you'd hope.
he/him. 19. most cw’s and tw’s untagged (sorry - working on it). call me... memo? (I guess?).
SCP, politics, social justice, manga & more.
basically just stuff I like.
is this whole thing a mess? yeah.
will I ever get my shit together and clean it up? only time will tell and I'm too anxious to care.
((3 new bears!
The bears who hold hands and roll around to try and find their legs
The bear who’d ironically eat anything else besides raw meat
The bear who’s full of honey, for some reason, their arms hang from their sockets by bendable wire. They can still move them though.
??? this cat is attempting to calm her steed
This looks like a fuckin’ classical painting.
There I painted it.
“But we can’t build walls to contain them!”
Moves by truck, train or boat. Ridiculously common. And see those holes on the bottom? Mobile by forklift. Also, HEAVY, even when empty they’re in the tons. If you had some warning you could string these things end to end for miles and human bodies can’t move them. Plus they’re nice and wide so you can comfortably walk on top of them for patrols.
“But we don’t have easy ways to kill them!”
Put the shotgun down you fucking idiot.
No tires to pop. Heavy and slow but inevitable. Climbing required to enter and thus, relatively zombie proof, especially if you spend like an hour to protect the glass.
A lot of large farming equipment can destroy cars.
Want to guess what it’d do to a decaying human body? It’s not pretty.
Now I know what you’re thinking. Merely flattening them with common construction equipment or farming gear isn’t enough.
How about a
tree trimmer that can mulch a tree top to bottom in nothing flat?
OM NOM NOM NOM.
“But we need ways to move a lot of people that zombies can’t stop!”
BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER. Deer don’t have a chance and neither does a zombie.
“But that’s not good enough!”
NOW it’s time to call our friend the military because this ride stops for no one.
Do I need to keep going or is it clear the movies are bullshit yet? Seriously a dozen prepared people with heavy equipment licenses could clear an entire street of zombies AND powerwash it after.
Country folk can survive
Dude stack those connexes up and you got a sweet home. Lived and worked outta one for a year.
As Reiner puts it, “The Holocaust is not funny, but survival — what it takes to survive — there can be humor in that.”
bit different to accusing someone of surviving a school shooting by pushing a fat kid in the way of the shooter, or complaining about how kids nowadays don’t get drunk enough.
the funny thing is I think a better comedian could take all of Louis CK’s jokes and actually make them work by turning them inwards, like if you want to make fun of kids these days you turn it around by making fun of kids in your days, etc.
“I believe in health at every size, and in fact overweight people are even better at shielding me from school shooters” is edgy humour, whereas “just because you survived a school shooting doesn’t mean you deserve political capital” is not.
“He’s not funny enough, see.”
*audience laughter*
“Stop that. Why are you buying tickets? This is objectively not funny. Why is everyone so wrong?”
*continued audience laughter*
it’s undeniable, everyone finds the exact same set of things funny.
